Shiver me timbers!

Did you hear about the latest pirate movie? It’s rated arggghhh! I think this is pretty cool. I’ve always enjoyed the stories of pirates and privateers except for that creepy pirate movie Michael Caine did…what the hell was that called? Experts Hope to Show Ship Was Blackbeard’s – Yahoo! News

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Did you hear about the latest pirate movie? It’s rated arggghhh!

I think this is pretty cool. I’ve always enjoyed the stories of pirates and privateers except for that creepy pirate movie Michael Caine did…what the hell was that called?

Experts Hope to Show Ship Was Blackbeard’s – Yahoo! News

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Hawaiian Bath and Body

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This is the link to my friends Jerry and Deb’s very cool soap factory. I give circle island tours here on Oahu and this is always one the top stops of the day as we tour the old Wailua Sugar Mill where Jerry and Deb have built a soap factory in the cone. So far I’ve used three of the soaps and the Ginger Lemongrass is my favorite. Have a look at their site and if you are here, definitely stop by.

Hawaiian Bath and Body

Police Arrest Man In Chinatown Destruction – Yahoo! News

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Police Arrest Man In Chinatown Destruction – Yahoo! News
Honolulu police arrested a 31-year-old man they said wreaked havoc in Chinatown early Sunday morning.

Peter Hsu works seven days a week at his shop, Imperial Tailor and Gifts, on the corner of King and Maunakea streets.

He spent Sunday morning boarding up broken windows. Police said the windows were broken by a man who caused trouble around Chinatown.

“Early, about 4:30 a.m., the policeman called me, saying my shop, the windows were broken. Come down here right away,” Hsu said.

Rita Torres stopped by the shop to check on the Hsus. She heard the commotion earlier and called police.

“He was actually walking fast and he had something in his hand and he was just bashing the windows and then he just disappeared into the parking garage,” Torres said.

Five windows were shattered along with a glass door.

“It never happened to me before. This is the first time in about 30 some years,” Hsu said.

He estimates that the broken glass and window frames will cost a few thousand dollars to fix. Nothing in the store was taken.

“I feel real tired. I’ve been up since 4:30 this morning,” Hsu said.

Police arrested the man a short while later. They said he was most likely intoxicated.

Revenge of the Shit errr Sith

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I just got back from seeing the movie everyone is talking about…is it just me or did that movie totally suck? Sith and Shit have the same letters and this movie was shit. Pure and simple. Bad acting, no suspense, completely implausible scenes (even within the framework of the Star Wars Universe), and worst of all the much touted special effects were no where near industry standards. Not even industry standards of 1977.

I remember back in 1977, waiting in line at the Big Bear Theatre with my Dad and brother to see Star Wars. The line was around the block. There was snow on the ground. It was a one screen theatre. This was before the days of multiplexes. It was worth the wait. While Mark Hamil may not be the worlds best actor, he carried the part of Luke, a spoiled wussy kid that eventually saves everyone. But anyway, back to the current piece of shit.

If the clones aren’t sure Obi Wan is dead, why don’t they destroy his ship..or at least put a gaurd on it? Can Anikan really be so incredibly stupid? He has no brain. He gets used by one side and then the other. What happened to that smart kid that put together droids? It’s great that the force is so powerful that Jedis can breath in a vacuum and yet every Jedi except Obi Wan and Yoda can be easily killed. I mean, easily. How many hands did I see get cut off in this film? Let’s see, I remember both of the Duke’s hands getting cut off, two of the hands of the General, one of Samuel L. Jackson’s, the second of Anikans (he already lost one previously…) and I’m sure there were more…so that is six hands I can think of…is there some symbolism I’m missing here?

Anyway a total piece of crap. It was like a reunion of Cheers with different actors playing the parts of Sam, Diane, Frasier, Woody, Cliff, Norm, and the gang. The only thing this film had going for it was the couple of sexy chicks and the nostalgia for movies that actually made use of drama.

Since this is my first review….I will use this film as the benchmark for everything else. I give Revenge of the Sith a rating of TURD.