Lil’ Kim Jong Il

Okay…I know it’s a little strange to be obsessed with the 5’2″ dictator of North Korea….so from time to time I will post strange bits about him… soon you will be obsessed too….besides…look at that hair… Okay…so he spikes his hair up and wears platform shoes…so what? He invented the toaster. That’s what they tell … Continue reading “Lil’ Kim Jong Il”

Okay…I know it’s a little strange to be obsessed with the 5’2″ dictator of North Korea….so from time to time I will post strange bits about him… soon you will be obsessed too….besides…look at that hair…

Lil Kim

Okay…so he spikes his hair up and wears platform shoes…so what? He invented the toaster. That’s what they tell the North Korean people anyway.

Kim Jong Il — whose net worth approaches $4 billion — has always had expensive tastes. He likes fast cars, gourmet foods, and fine liquors. Suffice it to say, none of these things is produced in North Korea and FedEx doesn’t deliver there. As expensive as those luxuries are in the West, they cost even more to procure north of the 38th Parallel. But procure them they must. Evidently, the man loves to throw banquets and has a penchant for fine cognac (his favorite is Hennessy V.S.O.P).

He also loves pornography. In addition, according to rumor, Kim also keeps a harem of beautiful women for the purpose of fucking. The dictator is regularly serviced by a nubile “Pleasure Squad,” a stable of babes composed primarily of young Asians and Europeans.

He has also written Operas and enjoys films.

I just wanna be his buddy. Don’t you?

Ike speaks from the grave….

We like Ike

My friend Lena sent this to me….almost unbelievable in it’s aptness….

“Should any political party attempt to abolish social security,
unemployment
insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not
hear of
that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter
group,
of course, that believes you can do these things. Among them are [a]
few
other Texas oil millionaires, and an occasional politician or business
man
from other areas. Their number is negligible and they are stupid.”

– President Dwight D. Eisenhower, 11/8/54

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2005/5/11/23651/7456

More on the Cave Woman

Jesus, I can’t stop laughing…I keep looking at different photos of cave people on google and it’s killing me. I actually have spent some time sleeping in a cave on Kalalau Beach on the Island of Kauai. There’s usually four or five people inside. I just haven’t run into these two…

cave family